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"[Music] thank you for calling the windows refund Department my name is David Smith how are you doing today huh it's Tony not David no need to change your name honey Tony only oh you introduce yourself as David but that's all right no no I do you do anything sir my name is David Smith my name sure that's right anyway I'm sorry about earlier I get these calls every single day I just told him at that time also just hang up the call that's it I know better these guys like what they want to do what they're what is their aim and I ever did anything wrong with you ma'am have occurred the thing as because it feels good to me like I I love talking to I just love to share my my everything with you ma'am that is the reason I called you okay so you just want to talk definitely man and at that time member I have called you that like last time but I remember you told me something about your Amazon account that you are facing some problem in your Amazon what do you want to talk about you wanna talk about Game of Thrones you can't talk about Amazon are you robbed like I want to talk something else but I just came to know like I just heard about that at that time I was just telling you to you're destroying former older Amazon account but at that time you told me that our guys and the recent Department firemen windows never fails to their customer if anybody did smell anything like that just tell them you are a comer very don't call me again perfect the Kannada booths okay there's a weather man's on TV I gotta take a look oh he's wearing khakis [Music] and Cody Lynn as well okay who are you saying okay - you can't hear me dude who are you saying okay okay I think you do not want to go beyond your rules yeah Friday I go out I go clubbing or you go for clubbing that's wonderful all right I do also know our one game do you know about Google Play card I'm so embarrassed right now I'm so embarrassed I just realized there is a there is a game there is a game on Friday it just provided me when you said Google Play card because the winner gets a Google Play card I do pins holding banana out there no I do play the same game like me and my one of my friend and like like we are two three-person we play bingo and the winner usually gets a bingo or gets the Google Play card and do you know the amount for those bingo is there with those google play cards okay when you play bingo you get google play cards yep usually we like it's like a betting like I have to spend like I used to buy $3,000 flew Google play cards each of 500 like six google play cards each of five hundred so its total about three had three thousand US dollar so we play on that basis if Lumbee raced Agora do you want to trade google play cards do you want to trade Google play cards well yeah definitely mom do you have some cards available with you oh yeah doesn't I keep all my winnings I never spend a mine I just like to flaunt them in front of my enemies oh that's wonderful if you want if you want I can relevant that particular thing if you tell me the numbers and the fourth is that yeah just tell me the numbers just bring all your Google Play card I probably just how do we just trade one for now what's what's the biggest Google Play card you have I do have a 500 and 1,000 play thought actually like nowadays in Walmart and Best Buy there's a restriction so I found by who them yeah there's a restriction of yeah I always have anything I can buy a more than big winner and like I can't buy more than five ended and how much you do have the highest will be will play God I think it's like $200 $200 like that how many pieces are $200 oh now it sounds like a trains gonna be coming through yeah I can hear they snap the horn off a train [Music] I just I just love when the trains come by Wow yeah I paid extra to buy paid extra for this house just so I could be here for the Train I really like trains and you sound like a train oh you want to drain sound definitely all this ornament that was pretty good thank you so much very you're very talent I didn't hear about don't them get don't man what nothing why don't we play some game ma'am if you don't mind oh okay what game do you wanna play come on let's play with the Google Play cards only I do have a six Google Play cards of five and Rohde and many more tell me more about the game that you play with Google Play cards I'd only win them at bingo I don't know how you play games what's up how does it work okay do one thing mama just hold on a for a second let me bring my card my Google Play card okay just hold on okay we can why don't we trade cards that could be fun that's what you do right you trade him deliver it's like a training game my kids my grandkids are always trading their cars all right okay do one thing just to be on a whole let me bring all my let me bring my cards okay I just kept it safely in my wardrobe so let me bring all the six cards okay okay just hold on it's kind of it's it's hilarious and awkwardly sad how this guy he's trying so hard to like win win Edna over and then it'll just come on come on I'm bored let's play a game you want to play the Google Play card get can you can you please give me your google playing cards do you have how many Google Play cards do you have can you give me the codes please all right oh you do bringing your straight guy all right that's great my 9 year old is gonna have a procedure today can you give her some encouragement her favorite character is that name you got this all right you got this don't you worry about it you got it honey thanks teddy Tony the trade let's play the Google Play card game ambivalent X thanks for the 4:20 how come I just opened this dream to a train have you brought all your Google play cards alright now before we start the game we need to trust each other ok so just tell me the district scratch it like I India we need to check ok so you want to play some kind of an trust game to earn each other's trust I like yeah let's play no truth in a lie you know that game definitely uh yeah I do so tell you two things that are true and one that's alive and you get hey I need help because it's gonna be hard for me to think of true things and lied things for a character that I'm like but right I'll go first so please ladies first I lost a peanut brittle my husband invented the frisbee I have several sixteen cash okay now I have to select your now I have to select your tooth truth and one life yeah which one is alright I do the second option your husband was something that's an ally and the first often you love peanut butter and the third option that's the truth am I right or wrong which one shall I the second option your husband something you told me about your husband that's a lie and the first option that you love peanut butter and the third often oh god no it wasn't my husband who invented the frisbee it was a friend of mine in school do you know like how I came to know that you love peanut butter if you remember mom like when did we have a first time like the first time when I have called you you have taken a break for me like you told me that I love to eat peanut butter and can you just give me five minutes so that I can go and get it a get a peanut butter rhombuses this part of that I normally don't do that and I was talking about peanut brittle but here's a way that's right okay so now what you have to do is that I win the match so you have to tell me the fallacy or you tell me - truth a lie okay no before that man I own the match mine I don't know if there isn't a match yet because you haven't gone so far I turn I turn now you make your turner it's just not a match all right I try no Tony Oh buddy I said nice try Tony chili Tony yeah okay so tell me two truths and a lie I love my wife I am a good technician oh that's I love my father okay so just tell me which one is line and can the tail number two is what a lie why do you think that I'm a bad technician it's supposed to supposed to say two truths in a line that yeah definitely then why do you think that I'm telling lie that I'm a good technician you said it sound like you had two different lies in there maybe even three of them alright you are you are wrong man no I have one now the pepper you can launch their mom and dad once before you told me you are married and you're not a good technician so you basically you gotta do it again you gotta do it do-over all right I'm just expressing my God my Google Play card five and red card okay let me hear anyone the number I love the way it sounds when scratch fill in the earth and you do it a little bit louder alright I have this just scratch your ma'am okay now the number is something like like okay before you give me that before you give me something like the members said resemble a google play code could you tell me the rules of the game we're gonna play the one who loses the match will tell the like one display the Google Play card no Google Play game how does it work oh you do not know how would that work how it work oh I was just reading it for you man why not penny like if you do one thing ma'am just scratch one of your card and I will just tell you how to do the train's coming in and it's trying time maybe [Music] [Music] [Applause] there will be a 20 by and I understand how the game works like why would I give you I read many merchants are reading hard like we're just giving each other you're gonna mail me your heart and I'm gonna mail you my god yep I'm just telling you how you can redeem that particular card sorry okay just tell me once you're one of your Cod just to scratch it is to UK yes it is in Henry to seven Hey yep 7m I'm D yeah ze geo a jpq Google card buddies yeah man Tony I have that picture too I never woulda guessed tell me once again yeah I'm just a friend of mr. Tony Caesar yeah I'm just playing the game okay oh you're selling the game you don't sound very fun he's my one off my friend he doesn't sound very fun why would you hang out with him no no no I would have been tangled up I'm okay now just tell me your cards number ma'am just write your card and just tell me your number I have to sorry told you I have the same one you do how's that possible ma'am I don't know it but it's pretty cool okay okay ma'am I'll just hang up I have to hang up okay well there's a call is coming on my cell phone I just give you a call back after some time okay okay I'll give you my coconut card if you want to keep playing no no actually I important polish come in that's the reason I'm just okay yes even the manager wanted to play oh boy listen [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] just connect the call [Music] connect the star disconnected [Music] " |
this is so hard to watch with broken ribs lol. oh god its painful lol. the close up train shot relly got me lol |
"<a href=""https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GH2L9DhXQY&t=4m41s"">4:41</a>" |
:) |
Grandma Edna rightfully sits on the Iron Throne in the background |
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馃ぃ |
I would like to play games but with scammers nah ima just hang up but its still funny to know that they didnt even guess your name or info right (phone scammers) |
WE NEED MORE ASMR FROM KITBOGA |
The first time i wanted to hear something from your videos again (except when i go to continue watching some video) is just this precious choo choo edm beat |
"Omg he the new Armin van Buuren,(reply>), Ok no never!" |
I also love trains yay |
"I was a bit embarrased for him" that phrase dude.. I respect that you dont say bad words to them, you just so calm every time" |
He seemed like he was in more of a moOd for this one xD |
I'd like to invest 500 dollars in google play cards |
Edna is my superhero as well. Reminds me ov my gran! |
He should quit scamming and do train noises instead 馃ぃ |
Love it! |
"The train sound effect took me back to my first apartment, which was next to the train tracks. They did have to blow the whistle also, as it was close to an uncontrolled crossing. If the right windows were open, it would sound like the train was passing right through the apartment." |
So I was taking a walk while listening to this and I kept pausing when the train noises first began because i thought it was coming from around me. I did this 3 times before I actually looked at what the video is called and it all clicked. Lol gave me a good scare for a moment tho hahahaha |
5 android dollars? 馃槀 |
You know your in a simulation right |
"I like trains." ASDF reference |
OMG!! You soo need an intro song with that train sound and edna!!! |
CHOOO CHOOOOOOO 馃殏 |
VERY shocked that they hung up while you were listing google play numbers. You'd think they'd at least try them even if they thought 99% it was fake. |
Chuuuuu dats an Indian train |
Maaaaan.... these dudes are so fucking low! Just getting into that intro and through the beginning minute and 20 seconds is ethically painful. |
Granny clubs. Where the ratio of women to men is 10-1. |
"I have told you that I just discovered you by my daughter, and since then thats all I have been doing while wrapping christmas gifts. You get funnier every month. My goal is to watch every video. Kit you do an amazing job. Thank you cos now I have fun with the idiots that call me daily. - Linda" |
This video does not have enough views. None of your videos do. This train noise was the perfect meme. You deserve sm more. Keep it up Kitboga <3 |
dude this is the best one ever |
wow this guy is a google play card veteran and enthusiast. |
I paid extra for the train xD |
Should of asked him to trade bingo cards or team up for bingo and cheat or someshit lol |
This is some God tier editing right here 馃槀馃槀馃槀 |
I got an advert for the Trainline as you mentioned the train |
You literally talk like a grandma.. Dude please do more grandma ones |
""I paid extra for this house, just so I can be here for the trains" LOL" |
"Edna, you had me in stitches, you are hilarious." |
so this is where the sub hype noise comes from |
CHOOOOOOOOOO!!! TKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTK.... CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
"" I never spend them. I just like to flaunt them in front of my enemies."<br>Edna has a bad girl side, that's for sure. She reminds me of my 95 year old aunt. The filters come off when you get to that age. And, like Edna, she is sharp as a tack. She just doesn't put up with baloney anymore." |
this is the most bizarre one I've seen. |
I think we need a choo choo remix |
This sounds like a runescape scam |
the "I scratched too hard and the numbers came off" needs to come back lolll underrated |
Painfully straining not to LOL at work. I think your channel might get me fired. <br><br>Perhaps I'll finally cash in on that grant I won. |
"Re Google Play cards - grandma should misunderstand and get a "Cock-a-doodle dough" scratch off ticket from Wisconsin lottery (it's a real thing). Perhaps she asks the store employee for help with a Doodle play card, and the store employee mentions the lottery game. <br><br>Then scratch the ticket when they ask for code and win thousands....<br><br>It would be awesome combined with the refund scam. Edna's super lucky day!" |